WE DIDN’T SELL YOUR CHROMAS

Owl Sheriff, Leprechaun

Haunted Pumpkin, Lemon Crab

Agent Owl, Pumpkin Cookie

Ice Crab, Vampire Frog

Spooky Mummy, Party Pig

And a Rainbow Jellyfish

Chicken Chick, Master Elf

Pirate Pufferfish

Tiger Zebra, Frost Wreath

Frozen Fossil, Pumpkin King

Rainbow Panda, Cookies Combo

Spring Frog, Chick Chicken

Donut Blobfish, Raccoon Bandit

New York Snow Globe, Lovely Planet

Ghost Cookie, that’s a lot,

and a Yellow Astronaut

We didn’t sell your chromas

We were playing Blooket

So someone else took it

We didn’t sell your chromas

We were opening chests

Cause it was a gold quest

ALL I WANT IN BLOOKET

I don’t want a lot in Blooket,

There is just one thing I need. (And I)

Don’t care about the chromas

Coming from the packs, you see.

Don’t doubt me, I’m speaking facts.

I’ll need lots of Blizzard Packs.

I need you to know

Baby, all I want in Blooket

Is

Snow Globes!!!!

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT TRADING

We don’t talk about trading, no no no.

We don’t talk about trading!

But, it’s been six million years

Since Ben announced that he was going to soon add trading

(Would he ever follow through?)

We’ve waited so long, and now, I’ve made a song.

(What the- )

Why can’t Ben just hear our cries?

(What is he doing?)

He used to be a decent guy.

(Used to make updates)

Without trading, Blooket will die!

(I’m being serious!)

We don’t talk about trading, no no no.

We don’t talk about trading!

Hey!

It was first leaked by Ben on one april fools day

Everybody got so excited and they could not wait

That was a very long time ago, and way back when.

Contest of Candy in 2023,

Everybody went on a trading spree.

However at that time we still had faith in Ben

Things have changed since then.

Seven whole years, that’s a lot of tears

Our trading ability is mere

How should he add it?, well it's crystal clear.

We don’t talk about trading, no no no.

We don’t talk about trading!

He told us it would release, but that’s not true!

(Oh no!)

We just want to transfer blooks, what else would we do?!

(Oh no!)

He almost gave us joy for once in life but he missed his cue!

(Oh no!)

Why can’t he release features that are new?!

Ben said one day we might have trading, but alas, it just never came out.

Ben said one day we might have trading, but alas, we’re starting to doubt.

(He says that trading’s on its way…)

It’s been leaked a bajillion times, why can’t it out?

Why is Ben lazy?

(Why can’t he hear us now…)

Hey Ben

We want

(Why can’t he hear us now…)

to get trading from you!

(Can’t he hear us shout!)

Ummm, trading.

Yeah about that trading.

We really need to start up trading.

Give us it, we need it, Ben Stewart!

Mr. Stewart, ten thousand emails, THEY WANT TRADING!

(Seven whole years, that’s a lot of tears

Our trading ability is mere

How should he add it?, well it's crystal clear.

We don’t talk about trading, no no no.

We don’t talk about trading!)

(Ben said one day we might have trading, but alas, it just never came out.

Ben said one day we might have trading, but alas, we’re starting to doubt.)

(It’s been six million years

Since Ben announced that he was going to soon add trading

We’ve waited so long, and now, I’ve made a song.

Why can’t Ben just hear our cries?)

He says that trading’s on its way!

(Seven whole years, that’s a lot of tears

Our trading ability is mere

How should he add it?, well it's crystal clear.

We don’t talk about trading, no no no.

We don’t talk about trading!)

(Ben said one day we might have trading, but alas, it just never came out.

Ben said one day we might have trading, but alas, we’re starting to doubt.)

(He used to be a decent guy.

Without trading, Blooket will die!

We don’t talk about trading, no no no.

We don’t talk about trading!)

Not here!

(Don’t talk about trading!)

Why did I talk about trading?!

(Not a word about trading!)

Never should have brought up trading!

BEN’S LOVELY RABBIT

L-L-L-Lovely

R-R-R-Rabbit

Ben’s Lovely Rabbit, yeah that demon from hell

Makes my brain hurt so much that it starts to swell

Stupid and ugly, not at all the right track

It’s such a letdown and a mental attack!!!!

LET THEM GO

I got in my friend’s Blooket account

They have chromas piled high

Seventy-seven ice slimes,

Imma make them all die.

To make this painful I will sell one at at time

And record it all, selling the ice slimes.

Sent it to him and let it see

The video of setting ice slimes free!

Tokens galore, he’ll have to know…

“Where did they go?!”

Let them go, let them go!

Free them from this cruel captivity!

Let them go, let them go!

Turn back and they’re gone, he’ll see

He’ll get more, yea I am suuure!

Selling the ice slimes!!!

Now there are only forty left.

It’s funny how selling makes you rich and also poor

More tokens but less chromas, no regrets, no none at all!

It’s time to see what selling does!

When he asks why, I’ll say “because,

it’s right to sell them, you will see,

They’re free!!!”

Let them go, let them go!

I will free them from his iron fist!

Let them go, let them go!

We all can get the gist!

No more slimes, because it’s their time!

Selling the ice slimes!!!

Now he only has seventeen.

The tokens piling, it’s 300 for each one!

I’ll let him keep ice crabs and frozen fossils, they aren’t fun!

He’ll have to get them all again and get them back!

If he wants them again, he’ll have to open packs!!!!!

Let them go, let them go!

Only a few more ‘til they’re all gone!

Let them go, let them go!

They keep going on and on!

There they go, to the dark abyss!!!

Selling the ice slimes!!!!!!

I’m pretty sure that they won’t be missed.

ALL AQUATIC CHROMAS PUT YA HANDS UP

[Intro Music]

[All] Yo guess who not in the pack’s debut

The aquatic chromas, we’ve got the whole crew

Relevant again, yeah there’s more than ten!

Seven unreleased, due to you-know-who!

[Blizzard Clownfish] No matter where you are but only in the snow

Blizzard Clownfish is here, yeah you should know

I’ve had one big wish since I was a little fish

I wanna be in the pack, or someplace else I can go!

[The frogs] F to the R to the O to the G

We’re owned by a lot of the community

Our prices rise every single season

When our value increases, well you can’t stop SCREMIN’!

[Lovely Frog] Lovely Frog, I’m the OG brotha

[Lucky Frog] But Lucky Frog is here and I’m sure that there’s anotha

[Spring Frog] Spring Frog is in the market so don’t fear!

[Poison Dart Frog] And I was never even there, won’t see you ‘gain next year!

[All] ALL AQUATIC CHROMAS PUT YA HANDS UP

ALL AQUATIC CHROMAS PUT YA HANDS UP

ALL AQUATIC CHROMAS PUT YA HANDS UP

ALL AQUATIC CHROMAS PUT YA HANDS UP

[Rainbow Narwhal] Yo, slow down, Rainbow Narwhal in town,

When you fish me up, you gonna get that crown.

Better than your friends, you gonna make them all see

You catching rainbow narwhals left and right, on a frenzy!

I’m easier than a UFO

And when you get another the class all screams “GO!”

You’re winnin’ the game, you on top of the world,

Until someone gets a Tim and he steals your girl

[Donut Blobfish] They say Blooket’s just a game, but they haven’t seen my dough

Cause I’m the Donut Blobfish and I’m drivin’ down your row

The ice cream truck won’t do it cause it drives too slow?

You only play on your phone, and yet you think you’re a pro?!

[Pirate Pufferfish] I’m a first-rate Pirate, and I can too increase my length

I’m Pirate Pufferfish and I have the biggest strength

[Rainbow Jellyfish] Rainbow Jellyfish is epic, it’s a very epic grab

[Lemon Crab] But don’t forget about me, the ultimate Lemon Crab!

[All] ALL AQUATIC CHROMAS PUT YA HANDS UP

ALL AQUATIC CHROMAS PUT YA HANDS UP

ALL AQUATIC CHROMAS PUT YA HANDS UP

ALL AQUATIC CHROMAS PUT YA HANDS uuuuuUUUUUPPPPP!!!!

[muffled voice] (Crimson Octopus is really cool

Keep the ink out of your pool)

[All] ALL AQUATIC CHROMAS PUT YA HANDS UP

ALL AQUATIC CHROMAS PUT YA HANDS UP

ALL AQUATIC CHROMAS PUT YA HANDS UP

BLOOKET SUCKS, PLAY BLACKET

I can’t relate to needing trading

I’m so sick of all your dumb complaining

When you’re in that haze, there is no escaping

And I have to confess, it’s entertaining

Too bad Ben isn’t doing it for ya

Blooket is trash, that’s truth right for ya

Ben will never improve it for ya

When Blooket came out, it grew until

Blacket came and was an improvement

I’ll tell you, Blooket really is gonna

Die

Blooket made blooks, yet Blacket cooks

Every single detail

Blooket survives, yet Blacket thrives

No it’s not up for retail!

Blooket’s impact gave Blacket packs

Pretty easy to track it

Haven’t you heard, just take my word

Blooket sucks, play Blacket

I’ll spin the wheel to claim my tokens

Type in the chat, don’t be misspoken

Increase my locker, those packs are opened

The fabulousness of Blooket is broken

Too bad you cannot transfer your stuff

I think that Blooket’s had enough

Making parodies is really tough

Blacket is better, we both know it’s true

I have my own account, do you?

If you think Blooket’s better, start to

Cry

Blooket made blooks, yet Blacket cooks

Every single detail

Blooket survives, yet Blacket thrives

No it’s not up for retail!

Blooket’s impact gave Blacket packs

Pretty easy to track it

Haven’t you heard, just take my word

Blooket sucks, play Blacket

Blooket made blooks, yet Blacket cooks

Every single detail

Blooket survives, yet Blacket thrives

No it’s not up for retail!

Blooket’s impact gave Blacket packs

Pretty easy to track it

Haven’t you heard, just take my word

Blooket sucks, play Blacket

Pretty easy to track it

Blooket sucks play Blacket.

SICK OF IT

I’m getting sick of it, opening these packs

My account got attacked,

’cuz I used to be stacked

Seventy-seven ice slimes, neatly piled high

My “friend” sold all of them, I’ll make his account die.

I’m spending thousands just to get them all again.

I in a bad mood hoy; si, no esta bien.

I went from being rich to poor like all my friends

I’ll tell you all my plans and all that I intend.

Woah-oh-oh

This is how unboxing goes

Woah-oh-oh

I guess this is how unboxing goes!

I’m getting sick of it, opening these packs

My account got attacked,

’cuz I used to be stacked

My “friend” has some chromas back from 2020.

The Haunted Pumpkin, Tropical Globe, and the Frost Wreath.

From the games

To the coins

To the packs,

Make some noise!

Got another Ice Slime,

Currently at twenty-five

See I’m convinced that if I get them all once more

They will last all through time and they’ll always endure.

Woah-oh-oh

This is how unboxing goes

Woah-oh-oh

I guess this how unboxing goes!

I’m getting sick of it, opening these packs

My account got attacked,

’cuz I used to be stacked

Sold all my “friend”’s chromas from those years ago

Sorry not sorry, but they just all have to go.

[note: chorus melody repeats]

I’m getting my revenge, selling all his blooks

Vengeance shall be given for what he was took

He now has no chromas, his account is the worst!

When he asks me why, I’ll say “You did it first”.